Joined: Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:54 pm Posts: 1172 Location: San Francisco, CA
I realized, that after eating at Chipotle a few times, I wouldn't be able to sustain the tolerance for them unless I crafted.....
THE PERFECT CHIPOTLE BURRITO!!! (echo echo echo)
Crafted for daily orderability!
Filling: Rice Peppers/Onions Corn Salsa Guacamole Lettuce Steak OR Chicken
NO Beans (They are filler and take away from the meat flavor) NO Cheese (Weighs down the burrito, too salty/tangy) NO Sour Cream (I don't like getting both sour cream and guac together, the burrito gets too saucy)
Joined: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:25 pm Posts: 456 Location: Denver, CO
Your burrito is weak and sounds like something maybe a child could enjoy. Fajita burrito? I guess I never caught the strong scent of Patchouli Oil or the lack of shoes, but now I realize what a true hippy you are. Maybe you should ask your company to relocate you amongst your people in Boulder. I doubt you'll be able to keep up with the progressive people of NYC with your poor burrito Feng shui.
Real MANLY burrito. Extra Rice Black Beans Chicken Corn Salsa Green Salsa Cheese
Sour cream is disgusting so avoid that. I don't find that guac adds much to Chipotle. I'll usually add it if the company is paying, but it usually just makes the burrito slimier without adding much flavor.
In all honesty, I much prefer to get this same thing at Qdoba where it's cheaper and more flavorful. The 11th meal is free there too (add me some queso sauce at that point).
Joined: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:11 am Posts: 1099 Location: Boulder, CO Highscores:3
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Fajita burrito? I guess I never caught the strong scent of Patchouli Oil or the lack of shoes, but now I realize what a true hippy you are. Maybe you should ask your company to relocate you amongst your people in Boulder.
ROFL
CP, I'd argue that the Chipotle management likely finds you to be the perfect chipotle customer in that rice is the cheapest ingredient and the tortillas have fixed capacity, so something's gotta give.
I go fairly traditional/generic with:
Steak Black beans Rice Green salsa Lettuce Guac OR sour cream (mood dependent, not contingent on the company paying, CP, you cheap bastard)
The glory of Chipotle for me is that it tastes fairly decent, fills you up (you look at the football in front of you pre-consumption and think "how the fuck is that 1.5 pounds gonna fit in there") and is fresh/light enough that it doesn't make you feel like crap post consumption.
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Joined: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:38 am Posts: 1067 Location: NY
I has cookies... that is all...
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Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:33 pm Posts: 266 Location: The Liberated Republic of Parker, CO
My crap factory is filled with burritos like so: Rice Black beans (or no beans but extra rice, depends on how much time I want to spend in the can later*edit: depends on how good the newspaper is that day) Chicken Hot Pico Sour Cream because it keeps cp the fuck away from my burrito Cheese
and that, my friends, is the perfect chipotle burrito.
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